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Daiell: The Duopoly's Game Plan

By Jeff Daiell

At great risk of torture, and eventual death, Mywordismy Bond, my mole in the bowels of Duopoly Headquarters, has smuggled to me the Duopoly's game plan for the 2020 elections. Here it is, verbatim:

Republicans: Donald Trump and Congressional Republicans are to continue to be as offensive and outrageous as possible, with a goal of prompting voters outside their base to knee-jerk vote for Democrats rather than considering rational alternatives.

Democrats: Nancy Pelosi, Charles Schumer, and other leading Democrats are to continue to be as elitist, condescending, and left-wing as possible, with a goal of prompting voters outside their base to knee-jerk vote for Republicans rather than considering rational alternatives.

Remember, you read it here first.

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